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Safety Tested All paints used for Gnometastic Gnomes have been tested to conform with current U.S safety regulations Complies with CA Proposition 65 Friends Don't Let Friends Drink "A-Gnome" He's good till the last drop! This tipsy fellow will get a laugh inside or outside. Funny addition to your garden, porch, home or office. He's sure to make anyone crack a smile and will make anywhere an instant Beer Garden Party! Height: 8.75" inches Tall Diameter: 4.75" inches Wide Weight: 1lb (but don't tell him he's fat) Made from Polyresin Weather Resistant - Indoor / Outdoor Read more Read more Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic - it's not just a lawn gnome - it's ART and a way of LIFE! These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn, outdoors or in: your porch, garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just posses an offbeat sense of humor, our unique garden gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Protest Gnome Smoking Gnome Double Bird Gnome Make Gnomes Great Again Gnome Retired & Loving It Gnome Lady Double Bird Gnome Indoors / Outdoors ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Weather Resistant ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Paint Safety Tested ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Relaxed & Happy DO I LOOK HAPPY?! ✓ DEFINITELY NOT ✓ ✓ ✓ Really ANGRY ALWAYS! Not Him DEFINITELY AGGRAVATED Not Angry.. Energized! Only When His Nap is Disturbed EXTREMELY Peeved Personal Motto "F*@K That" "It's All Good!" "F*@K This" "Make Gnomes Great Again" "Thank You for My Social Gnome Security" "F*@K You"
Beer Guzzling Garden Gnome Statue by Gnometastic! Funny Lawn and Drunk Garden Gnome Decoration for Outdoor or Indoor Use - Patio, Desk, Home and Office
Beer Buddy: Dave is never a rude or angry gnome, he's a happy, little drunk gnome, content to finish his beer keg. It's always "Happy Hour" with this beer drinking gnome (just don't make him try yoga, he might fall over) Funny gift for men and women or anyone with an odd sense of humor
Funny Garden Decor: Great addition to your home bar, garden, porch, yard, patio, desk or office. This funny gnome makes any spot a Beer Garden Party and Oktoberfest all the time! Use him as a Beer Trophy, he won't mind
Dimensions: Gnome figurine stands 8.45" inches Tall, Weighs 1lb | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant
Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Hand painted and detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA